Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield
Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield

Biohazard - Vintage Candy Shield

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$29
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$29
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Specs

Large-Frame, Transparent Lens
Oversized Unisex Shield Visor
Classic Retro Goggles
UV 400 Protection

The Inspiration


Biohazards are defined as any biological or chemical substance that is dangerous to humans, animals, or the environment. This can include body fluids, human tissue and blood, and recombinant DNA.

In theory, you yourself could be considered a biohazard. You *are* an awfully dangerous influence to your friends aren't you? Did she really need to stay out for couple more hours pounding back shots with you on her work night? Nope! But she did anyway.

Did he really have to carry all of your things to your apartment, even though you only just met him in front of the concierge? Nope! But you had him do it anyway.

You have this special way with people. Your devilish allure, frosted with a little bit of hedonism, is nothing short of addicting to others... isn't it?

The Scene


You see, biohazards aren't exclusive to chemicals or biological compounds. As much as we hate to think so, we humans are walking biohazards to our fellow beings. As a matter of fact, humans are the leading cause of death to humans, across the globe - without question.

But why are we so dangerous? Well maybe it's because the things that tend to be the most beautiful in this world, come with a deadly dark side. The rose always comes with its thorns, so to speak.

So go out. Infect the crowd with that lethal personality of yours. The last thing they will see after you are done with them, is a fading glimpse of your massive vintage candy shield - they're shook.

And that's because you are absolutely *sick* aren't you...

So sick it'll make them noxious with excitement.

Make sure they see you.

 


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