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Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex
Calculated Decision - Point Dex

Calculated Decision - Point Dex

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$39
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$39
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Specs

Women’s Octagonal Sunglasses
UV 400 Protection
Medium Sized Frame
Vintage Gradient

The Inspiration

Another set of frames for the point dexes amongst us, the calculated decision shades will only be adorned by the higher minds who seem to peer through mess of uncertainty we call life, and make calculated decisions without hesitation.

There is always that friend in the group who seems to have the right answer to all of your groups mystery, or who can whip up solutions to something that might be confusing, without a second thought, or a second breath.

These human abacus need not take notes or use a calculator like the rest of us.

They already moving onto the next problem.

The Scene

Your entire friend group is in a panic. The cabs are *not* here, eyeliner has *not* been applied, and it really looks like you ladies are going to miss the actual headliner of this event.

You have two friends who are approaching 'belligerent' as they smash shots in a rushed pre turn up, and you have another in the bathroom crying because she's caught wind that her 'boyfriend', or so she likes to call him, might be heading to the event with another girl.

In the cavalcade of chaos, there is this moment of stillness... of peace, where everything goes becomes crystal clear. Your mind begins to crackle like electricity through a enormous power generator, you begin to see connections in the room that were absent before.

In a blazing moment of miraculous speed, the turn up team is now hailing cabs, you are masterfully applying eyeliner to your heart broken's friend's bleeding eyes, and have enough time to get a couple of shots in yourself.

Taking control of your situation.

Make the decision.

If not for you, then for others.


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